Glee:
"Preggers"
This was my least favorite episode of Glee so far, yet the episode still contained its share of hilarious moments and entertaining comments.
Highlights and my thoughts:
- LOL at Kurt lip-syncing and dancing to "Single Ladies." BTW, Britt (blond cheerleader with bangs) and Tina are good back up dancers.
- Ha, yeah, all the jocks are wearing unitards these days.
- Kendra: "Dishonesty is food to a marriage; it would die without it."
- Ha ha, Sue has her own segment on the local news. Wow, and she's be written up twice on the sports page of USA Today. That's impressive.
- Sue just called Emma "Alma."
- Ha, Sue said that Will has to go to the salon every week to have his hair permed.
- Ha ha, Mercedes is a Jet in West Side Story.
- Artie: "The more time she storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has."
- Finn: "But, thanks, I know how important dances are to teen gays."
- Kurt: "My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up properly, it doesn't rise."
- To their credit, the football players are actually laughing less at Kurt's dance routine than I am.
- Sue is pro-littering.
- How is Quinn pregnant?
- Sandy: "I'm living in a cocoon of horror."
- Well, that was the strangest blackmail ever.
- Sue: "If I was out to get you, I'd have you pickling in a jar on my shelf by now."
- Sue: "Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap."
- Tina's good, and this is not an easy song to sing. It's really high.
- What does it matter who Will "gives this song" to? They rarely ever perform. So Tina sings a solo in practice, so what?!
- Puck: "I knew it! You're in love with Kurt!"
- Ahhh, Quinn slept with Puck. That explains everything.
- Ok, but Terri's supposed to be like 4 months pregnant and Quinn's only 5 weeks pregnant, so isn't Will going to notice that his wife was pregnant with their baby for like 12 months? (No, actually, he probably won't notice because he doesn't seem to be that swift about these things.)
- The football team gets a large crowd turnout at its games despite being so bad.
- On the bright side, the other team has only scored 6 points, so the defense must have been doing ok.
- A dancing football team is soooooo Remember the Titans. At least those people had the good sense not to dance in the middle of a play though.
- This has to be some kind of penalty. The offensive line isn't allowed to move.
- The football players are pretty darn good "Single Ladies" dancers, however.
- How does the offensive line hold the defenders off long enough for Kurt to do his dance?
- Kurt's mom is dead. Did we know that?
- Kurt's dad: "I've known since you were 3. All you wanted for your birthday was a pair of sensible heels."
- Quinn is horrendous for telling Finn it's his baby.
Next week: Emmy-winner Kristin Chenoweth!
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