Often serving as Greek's voice of reason, Calvin has dispensed his share of sage advice over the years to Rusty, Evan, Dale, Rebecca, Ashleigh and others. An astute observer of the human condition, Calvin has offered dry sarcasm and brutal honesty, providing a great counterpoint to the zaniness of some of his classmates.
The Best of Calvin:
Rusty: "Look where she's putting those bills!"
Calvin: "Which will be put right back in to circulation. By the end of the week it could be under some kid's pillow."
Calvin: "Look, either turn off the music or leave us out here to die!"
Rusty: "The sad thing is that I know the words to that song."
Calvin: "I don't mind that you're poor. I'd just prefer that you not use the word 'lavish' again. It's weird."
Calvin: "And what does one have to do to be labeled the 'house slob' of Kappa Tau?"
Dale: "We've already lost our pizza break. Do you want to cut the massage circle too?"
Calvin: "Yeah."
Rusty: "Is this still stylish?"
Calvin: "Was it ever?"
Calvin: "It's like watching an episode of Entourage, except cheaper...and actually watchable."
Evan: "I figured you'd love to be in charge of the Omega Chi float. Don't gay guys love floats?"
Calvin: "That's show tunes, jackass."
Calvin: "Thanks for letting me raid your closet, Dale. You were the only person I know that might have clothes resembling anything close to Austin Powers."
Cal: "Gays spend money on Mardi Gras like grandmas on Christmas!"
Calvin: "She handed you her virginity on a silver platter, and you just sent it back to the kitchen."
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