Greek: Helper-ish Friends

Greek:

"Lost and Founders"

I've got a major blogging backlog, so just the highlights:

• Evan to the rescue! He's wearing a striped shirt and no tie! He looks so casual.
• "Evan Keller"
• Still no Dale?!?! What the hell, people? Come on.
• Make up a story, Rusty. Say Jordan's not there because she had a family emergency or something. Think on your feet a little.
• Ashleigh literally looks like she's dressed as a sailor for a Halloween party. Is that going to impress the alumnae? I wouldn't give money to somebody in that get-up.
• Rusty told the professor that Jordan had a hair dryer accident! Lol. Nice work, Rusty.
• Ash: "Look at the plus side, at least we'll both know what you're doing."
• Lana: "Are you warming up to using that line on a 16-year-old?"
• Cappie: "Friends are fun. I think Plato said that...or Elmo."
• Serving shirtless can't be part of Evan's job description.
• Rusty's glare at Grant (when he was telling Jordan you don't need to go to college to be a photographer) was pretty funny.
• Ashleigh looks far less ridiculous in her wood nymph costume than she did in that sailor outfit that was supposed to be real clothes.
• Casey: "She mentioned she has an 8 a.m. class she hates, but who can blame her? Brains don't work that early."
• Maybe Jordan needs a faculty advisor--it shouldn't be Rusty's job to get her into a different major.
• Casey: "So how do you two know each other?"
  Lana: "Fight club. Damn, I broke the first rule."
  Cappie: "And the second rule."
• That Lana is kind of hilarious. In fact, she and Cappie together might be too funny.
• Ahahaha! Nate is Doris' "helper-ish friend." That sounds creepy.
• Lana: "What does a helper-ish friend do?"

  Cappie: "Besides making a great meal out of hamburger?"
• Cappie's getting some decent mileage out of his Plato/Elmo joke.
• Ha ha at Evan trying to warn Casey about Nate after a conversation consisting of just "Where are you from?"/"Baltimore."
• Ok, "Steven Hawking and the naughty science girl" is about the creepiest thing ever. Poor Calvin.
• Eesh, Nate is skeazy. Casey really knows how to pick 'em, huh?
• This whole episode makes Evan look like a tremendous judge of character.
• Just let Jordan drop out already! I can't take anymore of her!
• Please no more of this Rusty/Jordan stuff. It's excruciating.
• Yea for Cappie and Evan coercing Nate into confessing.
• Cappie: "I still say he's doing the old lady."
• Not only was there no Dale, but there was also no Beaver or any of the KTs other than Cappie and Rusty. Also no Fisher.

(photo: abcfamily.com)