Greek: A Modest Proposal

Greek:

"Dearly Beloved"

Casey's grand big sister returns to college to get married (why?), and the wedding instigates various complications in other relationships.

• Casey: "I look like a walking glow stick!"
• Jordan (on Rusty's made-up excuse from last week): "Not only does it sound dirty, but it doesn't exist."
• KiKi: "If either of you screw up my big day, I will personally rip off your head and tinkle down your neck!"
• Ha ha, Robin doesn't remember Cappie.
• Oh dear, Ashleigh's rainbow/cloud sweater is a disaster!
• Wow, I'm impressed that Max just up and told Casey the truth about Cal Tech. People don't usually just admit secrets like that on soaps.
• Can it please be the next day soon? Ashleigh needs to change out of that horrendous sweater. I don't believe for a second that Rebecca hasn't made a snide comment (or ten) about that sweater.
• Ha ha, Rebecca used the "rip off your head and tinkle down your neck" line on Cappie.
• Ha ha, Jordan and Rusty reading the sappy flower slogans off the posters at the flower shop to get the florist to give them the flowers was entertaining.
• Rusty: "We're like the Bonnie and Clyde of botany."
• Cappie's going to wish that he saw that Rebecca/Robin kiss.
• Cappie: "I need something that says sophisticated, yet amoral."
• Cappie: "Hey, maybe I should lose some of my jewelry!" (Me: "YES!!!")
• Why does Max never have the lights on in his dorm room? Is he a vampire or something?
• Both Rusty and Jordan are severely allergic to hydrangeas AND chocolate?! Are they related? Wait, and they're both afraid of needles and iguanas? I'm starting to feel like this is a Parent Trap-esque twins-separated-at-birth thing...
• Oh, thank goodness Max wasn't really proposing. I love the boy, but I'd completely believe that he would be clueless enough to pop the question and scare the snot out of Casey.
• Casey, there are nicer ways you could have dealt with this. Telling Max that you "can't breathe" was a little harsh.
• Eew, there's a special ZBZ wedding song that all the sisters sing?
• Frannie: "Oh, speak for yourself. I look hot in lime green."
• Casey: "I wonder when KiKi knew he was the right one."
  Frannie: "Probably when he knocked her up."
• Welcome to Marissa Cooper's season 2 storyline, Rebecca Logan.
• It's too bad Jordan didn't do a little more thinking before hooking up with Andy-licious, because it's now extremely obvious that she's better suited for Rusty. She probably could have figured that out a few weeks ago if she'd tried, and that would have saved everyone a whole lot of trouble.
• Booooo! There was no Dale or Calvin! (Or Evan, but I've had enough of his mopey self for awhile.)

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