Gossip Girl:
"Pret-A-Poor J"
Just bullets:
- It's nice that if we can't see Blair and Chuck together for real, we can at least watch it in Blair's fantasy.
- If Jenny's running around like a crazy person, when did she have time to get so "bored" that she cut and colored her hair? Ugh, and it's so not an improvement.
- I could tell Chuck was bluffing in the limo and was just going to shut the window in Blair's face. She should have known better.
- That jumpsuit thing on Willa/Agnes is not great. No wonder Jenny's dress looks good compared to that.
- Jenny: "He thinks of me like a little sister."
Agnes: "Yeah, a little sister he'd like to do!" - Dan trying to give Blair advice with her Chuck issues without judgment is funny. Blair and Dan have potential to be a dream team. All of their collaborations seem to turn out pretty well.
- Blair: "Well look for finally got a little interesting."
- Dan: "I'm sure it's a fluke."
- If the buyers want stuff for NEXT season, why didn't Eleanor have anything prepared? That seems like extremely shoddy business. She is an established designer; how has she made it this far?
- Wow, Chuck and Blair both changed clothes before they went out for the drink?
- Blair: "I've wanted to change my signature scent. I'm trying out a new one and I can't decide if I like it. Do you mind?"
Chuck: "It smells a little like desperation." - Blair spilled her drink on Chuck's pants! Oh, Blair.
- Chuck: "While your efforts were admirable, I'm bored, and you ruined my pants. Goodnight, Blair."
- Aaron/RISD guy's glasses are a little out of hand.
- Serena "knows a lot about spelling"? Really? I'm not sure I buy that.
- Aaron is not the best actor ever. He's a little mumbly.
- Blair: "I didn't even get a chance to show him my necklace tangled up in my hair!"
- Dan: "So he left abruptly?"
Blair: "Like a Bass out of hell." - You can tell Blair loves Chuck because she must devote an awful lot of time to coming up with puns on his name.
- How is Dan doing a good job of helping Blair plot this when he is so bad and managing his own relationships?
- Blair: "I'll let you know what happens."
Dan: "Ohh, please don't." - The bar's serving 15-year-old Little J?
- Nooooo, Chuck, you care! Don't fall for Blair's trick. There you go, good recovery.
- I don't really need to see this much of Little J's big night out... even if Willa Holland is involved.
- Why doesn't Jenny have a pattern for the dress? She just cut the fabric out haphazardly and it worked out?
- Dan: "Wow. Someone loves Chuck Bass!"
- Yeah, Eleanor, you should have know better than to give so much responsibility to a child.
- It looks likes like Serena's wearing a college visit outfit tonight. Isn't that what short dresses with plunging necklines are for?
- Since when is this Vanessa's opening?
- How often does Aaron really have to give the "I'm not dating right now" excuse to people, really? Come on.
- Serena: "The roof?"
Blair: "Yeah, that way if he doesn't say it back, I can just jump."
Serena: "No, don't do it, Blair, you don't want your obit to say that you died in Brooklyn." - Why do I feel like Willa is a white rabbit that leading us straight down a rabbit hole?
- Wow, Nate--the voice of reason! And he even points out that the photographer looks old. Thank you!
- Chuck: "At the White Party when you were on your way out with the Count? Did you really think I was going to say it then?"
Blair: "Yes, and when you didn't, I wanted to die!" - Well, that Chuck/Blair scene wasn't pretty, but at least no one jumped off the roof.
- Duh, Dan, Blair really loves Chuck--you knew that 10 minutes ago before you talked to Vanessa and she sapped your intellect.
- The creepy photographer taking pictures of himself kissing Agnus was creepy.
- We've got some ominous music here.
- Oh, Little J! It just keeps getting worse and worse. Don't let people take pictures of you when you are in your bra and tights! Thank goodness Nate has these streaks where he acts like a parent.
- At least put your dress on before you go outside, dumbass.
- Chuck: "What we like is this."
Blair: "The game." - Well, compared to that other guy, Nate is age-appropriate for Jenny.
- Whoa, Nate, don't pull up her dress in the middle of the street! I thought you were trying to keep her clothed in public.
- Yes, lock Little J up! She has a tendency to be a great, nice person for a while and then, all of a sudden, she just goes totally bonkers at the drop of a hat. (Come to think of it, several people do that on this show: esp. Serena, Nate.)
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