Greek: Spy Games and Traveling Pants

Greek:
"From Rushing with Love"

You have no idea how much I need an episode of Greek after the day I've had. Bless this show for being so perfect and sweet and funny and non-taxing.

I do have one complaint, and I bet you can guess what it is if you've ever read my comments about Greek before. Say it with me: No Dale.

Highlights and observations:

• Casey and Ash teach the ZBZs the "devil horns" hand signal for girls interested in Frannie's sorority.
• Mykonos sounds like a great idea for Spring Break!
• Beav and Heath (that's what that guy's name is, right?) fighting over Social Chair was funny. Too bad Marissa Cooper's not here to do it.
• Beav with his cymbals. His facial expressions are priceless.
• Cappie: "Now, Mykonos, who knows where it's at?"
• Rebecca: "Frannie took care of her."
  Ash: "Did Frannie kill her? Because that would really help us."
• Casey: "And all that plan got Jerry Maguire was a goldfish and Renee Zellweger, and we don't want either of those."
• Calvin: "Do you have a crush on him?"
  Rusty: "I have a Rush crush."
• Rusty: "So he did say something about me after the lake."
• Wade: "Just testing out the new cleaver."
• I would not stand that close to Cappie while he's holding a chainsaw.
• Evan: "Hey, Rus, I just wanted to say, no hard feelings."

  Rusty: "No, they're still hard...my feelings."
• I don't think Evan even cares anymore. He's heading straight toward Kappa Tau territory.
• Casey: "I'm responsible for our first D+."

  Ash: "Well, if it makes you feel better, it's not my first one..."
• Casey: "That brush was from Titanic. She paid a fortune for it on eBay."
• Cappie: "We just wanted to keep out heart rate up for when your mom comes in town. Seriously, she's foxy."
• Wade drives a Miata? Maybe he has a trust fund and can pay for Mykonos.
• Oh, Betsy. Even you should know not to trust Frannie.
• Aww, Wade's cleaver gimmick didn't work.
• The Sisterhood of the Traveling ZBZ Pants. Ha!
• Awesome time slot rival joke about Gossip Girl:

  Casey: "I wanted to be Heidi Klum again. Now I have to be freaking Blake Lively."

  Ash: "At least you're blond. How's anyone supposed to know I'm America Ferrera?"
• Wow, Cappie is really married to this karmic synergy philosophy, isn't he?
• Cappie: "And that's something we'll never know, like what hot dogs are made of, how Smurfs reproduce..."
• Ash is wearing the Ugly Betty Guadalajara poncho! Ha! And I gotta say that Casey's Blake Lively imitation ain't bad. The long, curly hair and the low cut top are pretty on-target.
• Calvin is so evolved. He just wants Andy to be happy.
• Awesome inside joke about Michael Rady (Max):

  Pledge girl: "And the guy who plays Kostas, so hot!"

  Casey: "Eh."

  Ash: "I wouldn't kick him out of bed."
• Frannie: "Are you two defecting to my sorority or just crossing the border?"
• Rebecca: "Oh my God, I'm 19! I'm not Sydney freaking Bristow!" (And that's at least Greek's second Alias reference.)
• Rebecca is a pretty terrible mole though. You'd think she'd be better at this.
• Rebecca: "Oh, and I'm sorry about your roots."

  Casey: "That's ok, I know you didn't mean it."

  Rebecca: "No, I meant I'm sorry about them."
• Ash: "Oh great, little Debbie Gibson accepted our bid. That's nice."
• Rebecca stole Frannie's Titanic brush! Awesome. Ha! Casey brushing her hair with it to taunt Frannie was amusing.
• Rusty's still trying to make this "Andy-licious" thing happen? I think we've established that that one's not going to fly.

(photo: abcfamily.com)