Kyle XY: The White Rabbit Swims

Kyle XY: "Psychic Friend"

Bullets:

• Eew, post-sex Josh is disgusting. (Although not much more disgusting than pre-sex Josh, I guess.)
• Why is Kyle meeting Amanda at a street fair?
• Amanda: "It's the world's longest spiked punch hangover." Wow, Amanda, you are very gullible. But we knew that already, I guess.
• At least Josh can lie because we know Kyle can't.
• Ha! It was funny when Kyle lost Amanda and started freaking and Amanda said, "What?!"
• Wow, Amanda does not take bad news well. At all.
• Who thinks that Kyle going to see a psychic by himself is a good idea?
• This psychic lady is right on target.
• Oh dear, don't tell me that Jessi is Kyle's soulmate. As in, Jessi's going to need saving. I'll gag.
• "The white rabbit will swim." Thanks, that clears it up.
• Amanda: "Do you think I'm too innocent?" Um, yeah.
• Kyle: "I want to talk to you!" Tone it down a little there, fella. You're coming on a little strong.
• Declan: "Do I need to give you a lecture on the perils of stalking?"
• So now even Declan knows Amanda was kidnapped? So everyone but Amanda knows Amanda was kidnapped (with the one exception of Andie). That's great.
• Even innocent Amanda's not falling for the "Tonight when the white rabbit swims, my soulmate's in danger" thing.
• Geez, Steven's in a bad mood. For being such a loosey-goosey parent all of the time, he sure flies into a fury awful quick.
• Hilary: "Is she your new best friend? Because if memory serves she made out with Declan too and then bitch-slapped you." Ha.
• Oh, busted. Lori's best spying efforts are wasted.
• Dude, the Latnok guy is never far away.
• The band is playing on a boat?!
• Dude, Andie, if you don't want people looking at you like a teenage girl who is having sex too early, maybe you shouldn't be a teenage girl who having sex too early. Whatever, don't blame Josh.
• Well, Kyle, it looks like it's time to jump in the lake and swim out to the boat...
• Oh, Jessi, thank goodness. (First time I've ever said that phrase?)
• Nice dive, Kyle! Very lovely.
• Hmm, shocker, it's Jessi who was in trouble. I called that (see above). But why couldn't Jessi swim herself out? Sometimes she's Hercules and sometimes she's really pathetic.
• Is Amanda going to put it together that the psychic said Kyle's soulmate is in trouble and Jessi ended up being the one in trouble?
• Kyle's healing powers are awesome.
• Jessi: "No one can stay mad at you."
• We don't have to listen to Josh tell his dad more about his sexual exploits, do we? Because I don't want to hear anymore.
• Ahh, Amanda did put it together! She's not as dumb as she acts.
• Umm, so how much of what happened was what Latnok planned? Did Cassidy want Kyle to think that Jessi is his soulmate? How did he know that Jessi would be the one hit by the beam? How did he know she'd fall off the boat? Seems a little far fetched.
• Hahahaha. So next week, Kyle figures out that in order to get whatever Latnok injected into Amanda's brain out, he has to do some sort of electrical charge that apparently has to come through a kiss and he tries to practice on Jessi and Amanda walks in! That poor kid just cannot win. And poor Amanda too--this is even worse than the time she walked in on them showing each other their lack of belly buttons.