STYCYD: America Finally Gets A Vote

So You Think You Can Dance: Top 16 Performance Show

The play-by-play:

• Cat's got a snakeskin-esque knee-length black dress with long sleeves. She has paired the dress with smokey eyes and future hair.
• Ashleigh's pants during the intros are heinous.
• The Season 5 dancers are in attendance. Can't say I missed them all that much. They're in the midst of their tour.
• It's Jason! He's still such a cutie.
• Wow, I want to go to this Dizzy Feet party--Mary and Dmitry are going to do the samba!
• Also in attendance tonight is Dominic. I'm sorry, but his hair is just not looking good these days.

Karen and Kevin (Maria Torres hustle):

• The featurette: What?! Karen says she and her husband (whom she auditioned with but then got cut in Vegas) decided to get a divorce. So I guess we're lucky that they're not the married couple that made it into the Top 20; that could have been really awkward.
• The dance: The beginning seems more waltz-y than hustle-y. It picks up a bit in the middle. It looked a bit rough in places; other places looked good. Kevin did a nice jete. I feel like Kevin's always seems to have his back to the camera for some reason. The exit out of that final lift was not smooth at all.
• The judging: Nevertheless, Adam loved it. He says he just saw Kevin for the first time. He thinks it was "amazing" and "fantastic." Mary says Karen looked like a hustle queen out there. Lol at the replay of Kevin's face when they did the death drop; he looked absolutely terrified!

Ashleigh and Jakob (Mandy Moore jazz):

• The featurette: One of Jakob's best friends is Jeanine. Ha at the home video footage of them when Jakob had poofier hair but Jeanine looked exactly the same. Prop alert! This dance involves a cane.
• The dance: Ashleigh's wearing very similar pants to the ones Janette wore during Wade's criminals piece last season. They both wear them well, but those pants are terrible. Jacob is terrific. This was a very nice routine; it never quite got to epic level though.
• The judging: Adam points out that there was a cane mishap; Nigel didn't notice it. Lol, Jakob denies that any cane mishap occurred. Adam is astounded by Jakob's jumping ability and flexibility. Mary loves and adores both of them. Nigel says this routine comes up to the Table routine with Neil and Sabra, and Nigel kind of makes it sound like that routine was the only good routine Mandy ever choreographed.

Pauline and Peter (JT and Tomas quick step):

• The featurette: Peter volunteers to teach special needs people to dance. Wow, these two are getting hung out to dry tonight: they "drew" the quick step. At least there's a cute story to this one: Peter is a Navy serviceman and Pauline is a hula dancer.
• The dance: Not sure why a Navy serviceman and a hula dancer are doing the quick step, but whatever. These two absolutely look their parts, and they look adorable. The quick step itself was probably not great, but they gave it a heck of a try considering that it is completely alien to their styles.
• The judging: Adam really liked the performance. Mary says they pulled off the quick step due to their performance, but some of the leg actions and positions weren't quite right. Nigel points out some more technical flaws, but says he doesn't care because it was a fabulous performance. Nigel thinks this was the first time someone put a story put to a STYTCD quick step, and I'm skeptical about that claim, but too lazy to research it.

Kathryn and Legacy (Andy Blankenbuehler Broadway):

• The featurette: Kathryn recently went on a mission trip to Costa Rica. Legacy loves soccer. Score! A Broadway number not choreographed by Tyce!
• The dance: Kathryn is looking amazing in this. And Legacy's doing a good job of keeping up too! I liked this routine sooooo much better than the typical SYTYCD (Tyce) Broadway routine.
• The judging: Adam says he wasn't getting enough character out of Kathryn but that the dancing was adorable. Mary thought the routine was adorable, but that they lacked a little bit of choreography. Ok, the judges are harshing on Kathryn, but I thought she was fantastic. I don't get it. Nigel thinks she looked childish. Um, maybe that had something to do with the jean shorts/sneakers combo.

Channing and Victor (Stacey Tookey contemporary):

• The featurette: Lol, Channing makes lawnmower racing sound so exciting... Oh, look, it's another contemporary routine about a toxic relationship.
• The dance: Poor Channing had to do a lot of falling down/thrashing around the ground in this one. Victor got to do some too at the end. It was nice to see someone lift Channing without looking like he was about to lift a piano. Rather lovely all around, I'd say.
• The judging: The judges like this new partnership. They commend the quality of movement, without being deeply touched. Do you think Cat wakes up in the middle of the night yelling "1-888-83676-0_"?

Ellenore and Ryan (Lil C hip hop):

• The featurette: Ellenore has ancestors of 6 different nationalities. They are having some trouble finding Ryan's hip hop swagger.
• The dance: Why are there so many robbers on SYTYCD? Aside from toxic couples, robbers might be the most represented group of people. Uh, this doesn't really look good at all. Not sure if it's the dancing or the choreo or the heinous costumes. Ryan doesn't look like he knows what he's doing. He's also looking at Ellenore a lot, and I'm not sure if he's supposed to be doing that or if he's lost and needs help.
• The judging: Adam called Ellenore a "weird, funny girl." Uh, thanks? Adam says Ryan is "the most transformed dancer of the night"--well, sure, but not in a good way. Mary says Ellenore is too covered up; has she been possessed by Nigel? Mary points out that while Ryan may have done okay for a ballroomer, we're getting to the point in the competition where that's not going to be good enough. Finally, Nigel speaks the truth and says it was not good at all. Nigel: "You were just dancing, and you really can't do that in hip hop."

Mollee and Nathan (Gustavo Vargas salsa):

• The featurette: Something America doesn't know about Nathan is that he goes jet skiing...and perhaps there's a reason we don't know that; it's not particularly interesting. Ugh, I do not want to see "sexified Mollee" at all.
• The dance: This looks rough. You can tell Mollee's not a salsa dancer. She looks completely lost. I can't decide if Nathan's off too or if she's throwing him off.
• The judging: Adam says that routine exposed all of their weaknesses. How does Adam know that Mollee and Nathan are "fan favorites"? The fans have never gotten to vote yet! Mary says she could have gotten over the mishaps, but the feel and the style weren't there at all. Nigel says they didn't feel the music, missed connections and lost their chemistry. So much for all of Mollee's perkiness--she can barely manage to muster up the spirit to mug for the camera when they flash the phone number.

Noelle and Russell (Sean Cheesman Afro-jazz):

• The featurette: Russell is also an artist. In this dance, Russell is a frog and Noelle is an African princess.
• The dance: Can I get a "hell yeah!" on shirtless Russell? Russell is just too good. I don't know if Noelle's quite got the style--she looks a little stiffer than I would think you should be. The assisted flipping they did was really, really cool.
• The judging: Adam's on my nerves tonight. He's too focused on being cute and not focused enough on giving an actual critique. It's a problem when you're waiting to hear from Mary Murphy so you can get some substance. Mary says Russell is the king of Afro-jazz and says he's the first king on the Hot Tamale Train. Nigel takes another swipe at Russian folk dance! Aren't we over that by now? That's so summer of 2009.

My favorites:
Russell and Noelle Afro-jazz
Legacy and Kathryn Broadway
Victor and Channing contemporary

The judges single out Ryan and Ellenore and Mollee and Nathan as the couples in trouble. Geez! Even now that we're finally allowed to vote, the judges are still trying to boss us around!

I agree with the judges that Mollee and Nathan should be in the bottom three couples, but I suspect that the teeny boppers will save them so it's hard to predict who else will be dancing tomorrow night besides Ryan and Ellenore. Maybe Karen and Kevin and Channing and Victor, just because there was more fuss made about the other couples?